Python函数里的爱情故事

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Python函数里的爱情故事

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一直被拒型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. for girl in every_girl_I_liked:
  3. response = declare_love(girl)
  4. if response != "NO":
  5. raise RunTimeError("There must be something wrong with the girl.")

孤单型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. return None

自己动手型

  1. def my_girl_friend:
  2. return "Right Hand"

或者

  1. import random
  2. def my_girl_friend:
  3. my_girl_friends = ["Left Hand", "Right Hand"]
  4. return random.choice(my_girl_friends)

风流型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. for girl in every_girl_I_have_met:
  3. sleep_with(girl)

一见钟情型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. assert love_at_first_sight(my_girl_friend) is True

钟爱一生型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. girl = met_a_girl
  3. girl_friend = dated_her(girl)
  4. wife = got_married(girl_friend)
  5. mother = had_a_child(wife)
  6. assert girl is girl_friend is wife is mother

寻找真爱型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. girl = find_someone
  3. while not is_the_one(girl):
  4. girl = find_someone
  5. live_happily_ever_after

韩剧型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. assert me.is_wealthy
  3. assert me.is_handsome
  4. assert me.is_tall
  5. girl = someone_I_met_at_a_random_party
  6. me.hate(girl)
  7. me.fell_in_love_with(girl)
  8. girl.ex_boy_friend is jerk
  9. me.fight(girl.ex_boy_friend)
  10. me.date(girl)
  11. me.mother.hate(girl)
  12. me.mother.find_me_another_girl
  13. me.break_up_with_my_family
  14. girl.got_cancer
  15. me.is_devastated
  16. me.mother.give_money_to(me)
  17. me.mother.accept(girl)
  18. girl.is_cured
  19. me.kiss(girl)
  20. the_end

相亲型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. available_girls = filter(who_does_not_mind_my_poverty, girls_my_mother_set_me_up)
  3. marry(biggest_boobs(available_girls))

现实型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. girl = met_a_girl
  3. girl_friend = fell_crazy_in_love(girl)
  4. with before_getting_married(girl_friend):
  5. if not all([me.have_a_house, me.have_a_car, me.have_a_lot_of_money]):
  6. girl_friend.break_up_with(me)

我爱的人和爱我的人型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. for girl in every_girl_that_loved_me:
  3. me.reject(girl)
  4. for girl in every_girl_that_I_loved:
  5. girl.reject(me)

暗恋型

  1. def my_love_story:
  2. places_I_have_been = [classrooms, companies, supermarkets, restaurants, trains, hotels_I_stayed]
  3. for girl in the_most_beautiful_girl:
  4. me.fell_in_love_with(girl)
  5. girl.never_notice(me)

If u rd al abv, and udrstnd tm, chncs r u dnt hv a grl frnd.

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